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call me mar. i promise i'm really boring but i think i'm hilarious. i post a lot of stuff about a book i'm writing so if you're prepared for that hello friend.
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otpprompts:

OTP where person A is bilingual while person B isn’t. An argument ensues where B says something that just makes A snap. A goes into a foreign, livid rant, and B just looks sorry & pathetic trying to calm A down, finally resorting to just kissing A and apologizing.

Tagged with: #shey and lamont  
mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

Tagged with: #????????????????????  

straightwhiteboystexting:

I LOVE WHEN YOU GUYS MAKE THESE THANK YOU

Tagged with: #fave  
Album art
  • Artist: Halestorm
  • Track: Get Lucky

click to play

Tagged with: #music  

applebeveragesaur:

oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vagueblogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being talked about, it is always okay to pop into my askbox and ask if i’m talking about you, and i’ll say “no” and i won’t be annoyed or anything no matter how often this happens.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: whichever

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: whichever

Tagged with: #nb tag  
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Anything!

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Anything!

Tagged with: #nb tag  

spicyshimmy:

mass effect 3: what happened to my shepard’s face
mass effect 3: errands first, saving the world later
mass effect 3: citadel dlc
mass effect 3: you asked for female aliens you get one krogan lady
mass effect 3: i can’t believe this but i actually miss the mako
mass effect 3: just kidding you can’t romance james vega
mass effect 3: i hate everything. i hate everything and i’ve lost control of my life. i really hate everything. everything’s terrible. i can’t stop crying. fuck

Tagged with: #mass effect  
totally just bombed my physics exam but I cooled off very quickly at the pleasant sweater weather and the beautiful colors of our autumn cleveland campus :)

totally just bombed my physics exam but I cooled off very quickly at the pleasant sweater weather and the beautiful colors of our autumn cleveland campus :)